The Katju Conundrum

90% Indians are fools,

Katju thundered,

Everyone looked at others,

Coyly wondered,

Am I in the majority?

Or the minor smarty,

Is this why in power?

The congress party,

A cat was let loose,

Like rats we scampered,

Those claims of our greatness,

Lay there tampered,

A nation outraged,

Tweeted abuse,

Katju was on fire,

Not amused,

And as the time passed,

Katju kept speaking,

Like a motor went his mouth,

Verbal diarrhea peaking,

And then he let loose,

The Sanjay Dutt volley,

A nation doubled over,

On the fact so jolly,

A nation breathed free,

Like a lion escaped from zoo,

Those 90% idiots,

Included Katju too.